Sailor: I got my flu shot today. My shoulder hurts and it’s hot **starts rubbing his shoulder**
Me: That’s a bummer.
Sailor: **Groans**
Me: Oh stop.
Sailor: I might become an anti-vaxer, this sucks.
Me: Well, it’s been a good run. Guess we’ll have to get divorced now because I can’t accept that.
Sailor: I AM GOING TO HAVE AUTISM NOW!
Me: You’re seriously making me angry. Stop.
Sailor: You don’t know! Prove it! You can’t! Don’t come at me with your science and facts either. LIES!
Me: People actually believe that shit that you’re saying you know.
Sailor: Well, people are dumb.
#shitthesailorsays
Paddle Your Own Damn Canoe 
This made my morning driving to work. Cause all i can think of is … “honey what do you think about people who put their pets on vegan lifestyles. ” insert same response
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